Weekly Athletic RECAP!

First ever athletic recap thanks to urging request from Spotts via wall post.... Its 7:24am (eastern time, assholes) so sense of humor may be lacking, but in future weeks sense of humor is acceptable and even encouraged, as our Ladies in Beer dye.

-The Cleveland Cavaliers beat the obnoxiously arrogant Deeeetroit Pistons in 4 straight games (after losing the first 2) to go to our first ever NBA finals! Now we must face the perrenial favorite, and most boring team ever, The San Antonio Spurs. The whole country will now watch the game because Lebron is in the finals. Detroit v. San Antonio, nobody would have watched.

-Lebron James had 48 points in Game 5 scoring 29 of Cleveland's last 30 points, and the last 25 straight. That was awesome. It also made Daniel "Boobie" Gibson wide open and game 6 as he scored 31 points mostly on 3 pointers. Boobie is the new nickname, its good to know. Just say "Boobie for 3!!!" and you'll get some laughs at the water cooler. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1Px-jPm_TU this is Lebron's last 29 points from game 5. Some ranked it in the top 10 of playoff performances all-time.

-The Spurs have a big guy named Tim Duncan, he is good but boring. They also have Tony Parker, he is getting married to Eva Longoria this summer. The Spurs are the favorite by a lot, but Cleveland has a "puncher's chance".

-The Yankees suck, Clemens still hasnt pitched even though he is getting $18.5 million for half a season. Remember, we hate the yankees so thats hilarious.

-a little older news, but relevant out west, Kobe Bryant is demanding a trade, then changing his mind, then demanding a trade again. He says it wasnt his fault Shaq left, and he hates the Lakers management and he wants out. I think people are sick of Kobe, good timing Lebron on scoring 25 straight "Clutch" points in game 5.

okay, thats all the big sports stuff for now, nice and quickish, everybody is up to date? Kyle gets internet and HDtv today so he can contribute too. Go Cavs!!! (Game 1 Thursday night by the way).