Friday, June 29, 2007

Chris Benoit

So as we have all heard Christopher Michael Benoit...AKA, The Pegasus Kid, Wild Pegasus, The Rabid Wolverine, The Crippler, The Canadian Crippler and The Shooter, was found dead on June 25th along with his wife Nancy and their 7 year old mentally retarded son Daniel. The Crippler smothered them both in their sleep then hung him self by the cord of his weight machine (probably getting a few last reps in( bad joke)) . The Wild Pegasus text messaged a few of his WWE friends before hanging himself telling them,

"My physical address is 130 Green Meadow Lane, Fayeteville Georgia. 30215"
"The dogs are in the enclosed pool area. Garage side door is open."

Steroids were found at his home which have been, on and off, taking a lot of the blame for this event as a "roid rage" episode. Although WWE officials say The Rabid Wolverine cleared his annual drug test on April 19th.

Recently found, The Pegasus Kid's wikipedia was updated 14 hours before the body were ever found saying that the reason Benoit had missed his last fight was because his wife was dead. Authorities investigated and found that it was just speculation from the author.

The Canadian Crippler left a very detailed note to the authorities describing his feelings, thoughts and motive behind this awful event saying, "it's all because of Paris Hilton."

PS.
Finishing and signature moves as Chris Benoit
Crippler Crossface
Sharpshooter
Diving headbutt
Dragon suplex
Rolling German suplexes
Three Amigos (as a tribute to Eddie Guerrero)
Bridged / Release German suplex
Snap suplex
Northern lights suplex
Gutwrench suplex
High lift belly to back suplex
Front suplex with opponent's torso landing on the top rope
Backhand chop
Backbreaker
Super Powerbomb
Enzuigiri
Back elbow
Lariat
Headbutt
Suicide dive (ouch)
Baseball slide dropkick

2 comments:

David Margolius said...

excellent ashton! are those really all his moves?? if so, i am impressed. by the way, how is my video coming? naturally you will be using your vacation time to finish it.

Kyle Long said...

He really said it was because of paris hilton???? i'd be interested in hearing more about that.