Well we began on a positive note... The Cleveland Cavaliers won the Eastern Conference Finals, Lebron was awesome, and everybody was talking about Cleveland... even in LA!
-Cavaliers lost game 1 of the NBA finals and Lebron only had 14 points. We lost pretty bad. At times it was ugly. Thats all people have been talking about, it sucks. Fortunately there are some rebuttals that you can say back, as a Cleveland fan:
-The Jerk store called and they are running out of you!
-I slept with your wife!
-Lebron is going to make some adjustments, as is Coach Mike Brown, and we are going to do a better job defending Tony Parker (Eva Longoria's boyfriend) and get Daniel "Boobie" Gibson more involved earlier in the game.
Or just hide in a cave until Sunday and hope we show some improvement then... This blog is completely about how to be a Cleveland sports fan by the way.
-Non-Cleveland story: Michael Vick, the quarterback for the Atlanta Falcons, the really athletic incredibly talented underachieving quarterback, is being investigated for sponsoring dog fighting. One of his homes located in Virginia had dozens of pitbulls, dog blood spattered on walls, and something called a rape stand which is used to hold these dogs in place while they mate. yikes.
Apparently there is a huge culture of dog fighting in the South and in rap videos. A few athletes even came out and said they see nothing wrong with it, they're just dogs they say. ugly stuff, watch on youtube, nasty. We'll just have to wait and see where that investigation leads... Definitely dog fighting will be a hot topic for a month, so make a commercial about how bad it is.
Hopefully next week in The Philippines will be a sports week for the ages! Renren wong Garcia could score 7 choopas in pelota against the lingunas!!!
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